
“I imagine Max sucking off his dad at some point during their trip.”
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Omgwut
Just burned the fuck out of my thumb and index finger on a hot pan. It started to blister mere seconds after. Go me.

THEY THINK THEY SHALL CROSS MY LANDS UNIMPEDED? TRUMPETING THEIR DECLARATIONS OF WAR AGAINST ONE ANOTHER WITH NO REGARD FOR THIS KINGDOM AND ITS PEOPLE?
I AM LORD SNOWEARS OF THE DAIRY CAVERNS, DEFENDER OF THE NORTH GATES, AND BY ALL THE CHEESE BENEATH THESE CASTLE FLOORS THOSE GODLESS UPSTARTS SHALL LEARN TO RESPECT THAT TITLE.
FUZZYMUZZLE, SEND WORD TO THE LESSER BARONS. THEY ARE TO MEET ME HERE BY SUNSET WITH EVERY ABLE-BODIED CUB AT THEIR DISPOSAL. QUEEN COLDNOSE AND THE MAD KING OF BERRYLAND ARE ABOUT TO LEARN WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF.
(Source: helldweller)
Jessica Rabbit, Jose Carlo G. Mendoza
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Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson
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I’ve no desire to even play the other campaign. This game is just plain terrible. If only I could go back in time and stop myself from wasting my money on it.
(Source: haxl)
How is someone going to come to me, preface their statements with “I need to not be mad at you anymore,” and then demand I apologize to someone else, for something I said, that they had a great big laugh at? Not only did they have a great big laugh at it, but they jumped at the chance to share what I said with someone else, so they could also have a great big laugh at it as well. And now, THREE whole days later, they come at me, pissed off, and tell me I NEED to apologize.
If you actually expect an apology, I’m afraid it doesn’t work that way. Holding some misguided Sword of Damocles made of anger over me, so that I’ll apologize to a third party? ‘Fraid not. I wouldn’t even consider apologizing regardless of all this. Not when I was the one being antagonized to begin with. I certainly didn’t get any apology, and neither did I ever expect one. If people are gonna act bitchy, they can at least expect that I’m gonna be bitchy in return.
And then they wonder why I never come out of my room. Gee.
the mutant character that Doug Hutchison plays in this episode of the X-Files
he like steals people’s livers to make a bile-covered hibernation cave where he can incubate for 30 years at a time
and also he can flatten his bones and muscules to slip into tiny openings to murder people
and he is slightly less weird than actual Doug Hutchison in real life