dirtydisneyconfessions:

“I imagine Max sucking off his dad at some point during their trip.”

“


Omgwut

dirtydisneyconfessions:

I imagine Max sucking off his dad at some point during their trip.”

Omgwut


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Reblogged from giygaspudding, Originally posted by dirtydisneyconfessions
nocontxt:

Polish Godzilla Poster

Godzilla: More scared of you, than you are of him.

nocontxt:

Polish Godzilla Poster

Godzilla: More scared of you, than you are of him.


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Tagged as: Godzilla
Reblogged from nocontxt, Originally posted by nocontxt

Ouch.

Just burned the fuck out of my thumb and index finger on a hot pan. It started to blister mere seconds after. Go me.


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Tagged as: The Mighty Boosh
Reblogged from thefuckwouldisaywhatfor, Originally posted by thefuckwouldisaywhatfor
animalstalkinginallcaps:

THEY THINK THEY SHALL CROSS MY LANDS UNIMPEDED? TRUMPETING THEIR DECLARATIONS OF WAR AGAINST ONE ANOTHER WITH NO REGARD FOR THIS KINGDOM AND ITS PEOPLE?
I AM LORD SNOWEARS OF THE DAIRY CAVERNS, DEFENDER OF THE NORTH GATES, AND BY ALL THE CHEESE BENEATH THESE CASTLE FLOORS THOSE GODLESS UPSTARTS SHALL LEARN TO RESPECT THAT TITLE.
FUZZYMUZZLE, SEND WORD TO THE LESSER BARONS. THEY ARE TO MEET ME HERE BY SUNSET WITH EVERY ABLE-BODIED CUB AT THEIR DISPOSAL. QUEEN COLDNOSE AND THE MAD KING OF BERRYLAND ARE ABOUT TO LEARN WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THEY THINK THEY SHALL CROSS MY LANDS UNIMPEDED? TRUMPETING THEIR DECLARATIONS OF WAR AGAINST ONE ANOTHER WITH NO REGARD FOR THIS KINGDOM AND ITS PEOPLE?

I AM LORD SNOWEARS OF THE DAIRY CAVERNS, DEFENDER OF THE NORTH GATES, AND BY ALL THE CHEESE BENEATH THESE CASTLE FLOORS THOSE GODLESS UPSTARTS SHALL LEARN TO RESPECT THAT TITLE.

FUZZYMUZZLE, SEND WORD TO THE LESSER BARONS. THEY ARE TO MEET ME HERE BY SUNSET WITH EVERY ABLE-BODIED CUB AT THEIR DISPOSAL. QUEEN COLDNOSE AND THE MAD KING OF BERRYLAND ARE ABOUT TO LEARN WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF.


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Reblogged from animalstalkinginallcaps, Originally posted by animalstalkinginallcaps

(Source: helldweller)


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Tagged as: Silent Hill
Reblogged from x-i-n-e, Originally posted by helldweller
vanfullersublime:

 
Jessica Rabbit, Jose Carlo G. Mendoza
Visit: http://fullerart.tumblr.com or http://www.vanevanfuller.com

vanfullersublime:

Jessica Rabbit, Jose Carlo G. Mendoza

Visit: http://fullerart.tumblr.com or http://www.vanevanfuller.com


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Reblogged from vanfullersublime, Originally posted by vanfullersublime
vanfullersublime:

 
Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson
Visit: http://fullerart.tumblr.com or http://www.vanevanfuller.com

vanfullersublime:

Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson

Visit: http://fullerart.tumblr.com or http://www.vanevanfuller.com


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Tagged as: Calvin and Hobbes dinosaurs
Reblogged from vanfullersublime, Originally posted by vanfullersublime

Uninstalling C&C4.

I’ve no desire to even play the other campaign. This game is just plain terrible. If only I could go back in time and stop myself from wasting my money on it.


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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) »

  1. Aerosmith (98)
  2. Chevelle (68)
  3. Silverchair (61)
  4. Rise Against (38)
  5. Franz Ferdinand (25)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz


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Takes a lot of skill, albeit nowhere near that of an actual surgeon.

Takes a lot of skill, albeit nowhere near that of an actual surgeon.

(Source: favmomentsingaming)


(Source: haxl)


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Tagged as: the fifth element milla jovovich
Reblogged from iamthebestatspace, Originally posted by haxl

I’m so tired of people’s shit.

How is someone going to come to me, preface their statements with “I need to not be mad at you anymore,” and then demand I apologize to someone else, for something I said, that they had a great big laugh at? Not only did they have a great big laugh at it, but they jumped at the chance to share what I said with someone else, so they could also have a great big laugh at it as well. And now, THREE whole days later, they come at me, pissed off, and tell me I NEED to apologize.

If you actually expect an apology, I’m afraid it doesn’t work that way. Holding some misguided Sword of Damocles made of anger over me, so that I’ll apologize to a third party? ‘Fraid not. I wouldn’t even consider apologizing regardless of all this. Not when I was the one being antagonized to begin with. I certainly didn’t get any apology, and neither did I ever expect one. If people are gonna act bitchy, they can at least expect that I’m gonna be bitchy in return.

And then they wonder why I never come out of my room. Gee.


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I won a whole four dollars. Woot!

I won a whole four dollars. Woot!


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blameaspartame:

the mutant character that Doug Hutchison plays in this episode of the X-Files
he like steals people’s livers to make a bile-covered hibernation cave where he can incubate for 30 years at a time
and also he can flatten his bones and muscules to slip into tiny openings to murder people
and he is slightly less weird than actual Doug Hutchison in real life

blameaspartame:

the mutant character that Doug Hutchison plays in this episode of the X-Files

he like steals people’s livers to make a bile-covered hibernation cave where he can incubate for 30 years at a time

and also he can flatten his bones and muscules to slip into tiny openings to murder people

and he is slightly less weird than actual Doug Hutchison in real life


+ 12.19.11
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Tagged as: The X-Files
Reblogged from blameaspartame, Originally posted by blameaspartame
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